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INTERVIEW: Steven Brinberg is… Simply Barbra

What started as a bit of fun for an aspiring young male cabaret singer has turned over 30 years into an internationally acclaimed act that re-creates the essence of megastar Barbra Streisand.

Steven Brinberg was no child prodigy – though his father wanted him to be. “My dad was a kind of Pappa Rose.” (A Gypsy analogy if you didn’t know).

On the eve of his latest short tour of the UK, taking in Brighton’s Ironworks Studios on Sunday, October 22, I sat down with him to ask where it all came from.

The answer is summer camp for young actors which led amongst other courses to a spell at the prestigious New School, whose alumni include Elaine Stritch and Marlon Brando. But he’s quick to point out: “In show business nobody cares about what school you went to; they only care what work you’ve done.”

He had already been fascinated by all things Streisand – recording himself in her voice on tape, which his father believed to be the real Barbra. “At the New School I sang as myself, but used to add little sections to my act singing as Julie Andrews and Cleo Laine.”

After a couple of years of acting and singing, Steven accepted a dare from a friend and did a whole show of Streisand songs. He was booked for four consecutive Saturday nights at New York’s great cabaret venue Don’t Tell Mama, but played for a further three years weekly – for many years a record.

His audiences included the late great Broadway legend Stephen Sondheim, with whom he struck up an exchange of letters, and a later association.

His first London show was at the small Jermyn Street Theatre. His show is based on his own intuition, rather than someone else’s direction, and as I learned it’s rooted in reality, with life sometimes imitating art. Now the show Simply Barbra, which he updates annually, takes him criss-crossing the USA and around the world. “I’v’ been to Australia five times; Barbra’s only been once,” he says with a wry smile.

“I talk to the audience as if I was her – I’m an interpreter not an impersonator. I say things she would never say – I make stuff up, but I’m inside her. It’s spooky that I just know what she’d say and how she’d say it.”

Ms Streisand’s spies and her creative team have been in his audiences – presumably reporting back – more about that later.

Steven with Whoopi Goldberg

“After Stephen Sondheim had seen my show, he wrote to me how he loved it,” and so when Sondheim’s 70th birthday concert was staged at the Library of Congress in Washington, Stephen wanted Steven to play Barbra in it. There was strong opposition from the powers that be, but Sondheim insisted on his apperance. “It was called Songs I Wished I’d Written, and I sang When In Rome.” He was introduced by Broadway star Nathan Lane, who was going to announce him as Steven, but Sondheim insisted the pretence should be maintained that the audience were indeed seeing Barbra.

His next break was after he sent his CD to composer/musical director Marvin Hamlisch (creator of A Chorus Line) and Barbra’s long-standing MD.

“Marvin wanted me to be in her show but it never happened for various reasons.” But it started a working relationship that included concerts with another Broadway legend Barbara Cook. “I did 10 years of shows with Marvin.”

Going back over his career, I wondered who’d influenced him. “Jim Bailey was my idol. (Note to readers; I first saw Jim in the 1990s. Act 1 was Judy and Act 2 Liza – he was a phenomenon.) Steven told me: “When I first saw him, I never imagined I could do that sort of thing.”

Has Barbra seen his show? “For a long time I wondered what she knew – if it was disrespectful, she’d have shut it down.”

Indeed he’s had some stage directions that came through a third party, but he believes were from the lady herself. “My dream is that she’d turn up one night. I’d either freeze or give the performance of my life – the latter I hope. I’ve sung some of her songs that she hadn’t recorded, and then later she did and I sound just like her.”

I wondered if he had a ‘coming out’ story. “I guess I always knew – my parents found out and it was all ok.” Is there a song he’s not yet done that he’d like to? “Free Again – Barbra sang it in French; I could do that, maybe in France.”

There’s no doubt he could.

Simply Barbara tickets for Brighton HERE

Bighton footnote – do you know the Barbra connection? Part of her 1970 fantasy musical film On A Clear Day You Can See Forever was filmed in Brighton, especially around the Pavilion

London theatre teams up with sexual health service 56 Dean Street

London’s Seven Dials Playhouse and theatre company Hive North have partnered with award-winning NHS sexual health service 56 Dean Street to underline messages in next week’s matinee performance of the provocative play Jock Night.

On Wednesday, October 11, from 12 – 2.30pm, the 56 Dean Street team will be at the Soho-based theatre – open to all, not just ticket-holders for the show.

They’ll be offering free services including rapid HIV testing, routine sexual health screenings, vaccinations and information on PrEP.

Adam Zane’s Jock Night is a raw, funny and provocative comedy drama about a succession of exciting nights, conveying messages about gay life, love and relationships. The show’s messages include supporting the important Undetectable=Untransmittable.

More info HERE and HERE 

FEATURE: Diamonds Are For Trevor: From Priscilla to Queen of the Universe

Trevor Ashley has a loud gravelly laugh that is totally infectious from the second you talk to him. “My mother didn’t know what to do with me. I was so different. No-one in my family had been in the entertainment business. I desperately wanted to be,” he told me.

So at four years of age he was enrolled in the Johnny Young Talent School, followed by the Shopfront Theatre company in Sydney, Australia, where he played parts from age six to 16.

Fast forward a little and at age 20 he took himself off round the world to appear at the prestigious cabaret venue Don’t Tell Mama, in New York. He admits: “what was I thinking?” But he boldly invited all the reviewers and as he says: “It was amazing, but it’s stuff I wouldn’t do now. I was learning to be myself and how to handle an audience.” It was another couple of years before it occurred to the young Trevor to try out drag.

Back in New York City, aged 21, he decided he would move there and “have an incredible life.” Then 9/11 happened and that was the end of that dream. Returning to Sydney he quickly realised there was no full-time employment to be had in cabaret. “Drag star Portia Turbo came to my show and she suggested drag. I would be the only one who could sing, and not just lip sync.” So his drag persona was born in a Sydney pub on Oxford Street, leading to shows six nights a week. He did it for five years.

“When I started my agent told me that I couldn’t be out, couldn’t be gay, but I just had to be – there was no point in hiding it.” 

 

A big break came when Priscilla: Queen of the Desert film director Stephan Elliott saw Trevor’s show and asked him to sing the theme song for his 2008 movie Easy Virtue. “It was just before Priscilla the musical was staged. Stephan asked me to do a studio vocal session. I sang about 10 songs in different styles and Let’s Misbehave stuck, and became the theme song to the movie. The characters play a record and that’s me singing – I never met the cast (Colin Firth and Kristin Scott Thomas).” And then he landed a role on stage in Priscilla as cabaret act Miss Understanding – written specially for him and which he played in the original Australian production for two years.

Skipping forward again in his glittering career, I wondered why he had settled on Shirley Bassey as a performer he wanted to pay tribute to. “I’m obsessed with her. I love how she performs. I saw Jane Horrocks in the film of Little Voice and heard Big Spender for the first time. I bought the soundtrack and it had Shirley Bassey tracks on it. I then found all her music. I’d seen her show as a teenager. She knows I play her. I was told she thought the show title Diamonds Are For Trevor was one of the greatest titles. She’s seen little clips of me doing it. And she hasn’t stopped me doing it, so it must be ok.”

If you’ve got Paramount Plus you may have seen Trevor recently on the talent show Queen Of The Universe, hosted by Graham Norton. It’s an international group of drag queens who compete by singing. I asked how it differed from Drag Race. Trevor was quick fire in his reply: “We have talent- it’’s all live singing. It was a great experience to work with Graham and Michelle Visage. It was fantastic.” And Trevor was the runner-up.

I asked if he had a coming out story. We got the big raucous laughter again. “My parents came out to me. After New York I went home and told my mother that my ex-girlfriend was getting married. And my mother replied: ‘so now you’re into boys – Trevor it’s all fine.’

“When I started my agent told me that I couldn’t be out, couldn’t be gay, but I just had to be – there was no point in hiding it. It’s still really hard in the profession – tough; you only get to play particular things.”

Actually he has consciously created a career where he plays male and female roles, and it’s been highly successful. “Cameron Mackintosh saw me as panto dame and offered me the part of innkeeper Thenadier (who sings Master Of The House ) in Les Mis.” He’s also played Herod and Pharaoh (Jesus Christ Superstar and Joseph and His Technicolour Dreamcoat) and Edna Turnblad in Hairspray. “I go on parallel roads. I love it, because it allows me to do different things.”

And so for one night only he finds himself in his new show Queen Of The Moment at London’s Lyric Theatre on October 9. It lifts the lid on Queen Of The Universe, with an eight-piece band and lots of Liza and Bassey songs – he’s done two Minnelli-themed shows before. I asked him about his concerns that drag is being banned in parts of the USA, about which he has been vocal: “It’s a right-wing group of conservatives repealing ’70s laws. I find that terrifying. It gives permission for other countries to do it too. America influences the rest of the world.”

So what’s next for him? “I want to leave Australia. I’m moving to the UK in early 2024 – I’ve got residence here. I’d love to do a TV series here – I’ve done some before.”

I’m betting we will see him on our TV screens before very long.

You can catch Queen Of The Universe on Paramount Plus or Amazon Prime Video. Tickets for Trevor’s October 9 show HERE 

SPOTLIGHT ON: Dive into two seasons of queer films in October

There’s a delightfully wide range of queer films available this October at the international Iris Prize Film Festival and the BFI London Film Festival (LFF) too.

If you can‘t attend at either Cardiff or London’s Southbank, theres a lot being offered by both festivals online.

Here are my highlights: first at the LFF, which runs October 4-15.

Housekeeping For Beginners tells the story of a queer Macedonian woman who goes to drastic means to hold her makeshift family together following a tragedy. The Queen Of My Dreams is set against the backdrop of grief and obsession with Bollywood fantasy films. A queer Canadian/Pakistani and her mother experience their coming of age across two eras.

Asog

Set in the wake of a destructive typhoon, Asog is a witty combination of road movie and documentary-drama that’s a marvel of trans cinema. All Of Us Strangers has star actors Andrew Scott and Paul Mescal in a story that focuses on screenwriter Adam, who strikes up an intimate relationship with mysterious neighbour Harry.

I Am Sirat follows a trans woman living a double life as a man in New Delhi. Queer sisterhood and collective power lie at the heart of Power Alley, in which a promising volleyball player faces an unwanted pregnancy in Brazil. Two young men find love in a hopeless place – a youth correction facility – in Zeno Graton’s powerful directorial debut in The Lost Boys.

More details and tickets HERE

Russell T Davies

The 17th Iris Prize International Film Festival is held in Cardiff from October 10-15. It’s the biggest and best LGBTQ+ festival that always delivers the goods. This year it has 50 short films, 12 features and talks, including from It’s A Sin and Doctor Who creator Russell T Davies.

Some 35 international short films are competing for the £30,000 Iris Prize, supported by the Michael Bishop Foundation. Festival Director Berwyn Rowlands said: “One of the USPs of Iris is that 30% of our audience identify as straight. We hope however you identify, if you love films and love a good story, you’ll join us.”

From October 11-31 some elements of the festival are online. In the UK all 35 international shorts are available plus the 15 Best British Shorts. A full online pass for £45 gets you all those plus some extras, including the wonderful comedy Cardiff, starring the late Ruth Madoc.

Femme

If you missed The Queen Of My Dreams at LFF, it’s screened here too. Femme is a hard-hitting feature, telling the harrowing tale of Jules, who is violently attacked by a gang of young men, whose ringleader is Preston. The homophobic attack causes Jules to retreat into himself until a chance encounter with Preston points him in the direction of revenge.

Captain Faggotron Saves The Universe features a young priest intent on denying his homosexuality, but he’s not doing a very good job. Meanwhile, his alien ex-lover plots to turn the Earth into a homosexual planet. Sounds whackily hilarious. Norwegian Dream is about Queer love in a fish factory, and finally Eismayer deals with a strict disciplinarian vice-lieutenant training army recruits in Austria, who falls in love with one of his recruits.

Tickets including online passes HERE. Look out for reviews in Scene. 

Nicky Spence – creating his own queer triple threat

All photos by Ki Price

In the theatre world many performers now face the triple threat of excelling at acting, singing and dancing. But for a young Nicky Spence, bullied at school in Dumfries, he says his triple threat was “the Holy Trinity of being fat, ginger and potentially homosexual”. It’s his typically darkly humorous way of dealing with an all-too-common issue for emerging gay children.

Nicky discovered he had a voice when asked to sing a solo at primary school. And the potential queerness? We’ll come back to that.

Nowadays he jets round the world for opera and concert recitals. He was awarded an OBE in the King’s first birthday honours list this year, won Personality of the Year in the BBC Music Magazine awards in 2022, is president-elect of the Independent Society of Musicians (2024/5), and was involved in mounting the first-ever classical concert made up of queer performers – Classical Pride at London’s Barbican.

“A role has to excite me; I have to work with great people. I’m not working with arseholes anymore…”

”At school I wasn’t cool; but I was different. I got bullied but I didn’t really care. My mother said: ‘well, darling you ARE fat!'”

At secondary school he admits he was not really a sexual being – “I was asexual – and bigger than the average bear. I’m not sure what letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet I am now – I’m more all sorts. I was garish as a protective measure, and energetic to prove fat people are not necessarily unattractive.” It’s typical of Nicky’s style – throwaway remarks, dark and sharp wit and no illusions..

In his 20s – he’s now 40 – he secured a record contract with Universal and his musical life then was very much a crossover one – made up of musical theatre songs, Scottish ballads, all sorts. He even went on tour with Shirley Bassey.

Cutting his teeth at the National Youth Music Theatre and Scottish Youth Theatre, he auditioned for the prestigious Guildhall School at the age of 16 and won a scholarship: “It was a surprise to me. I was Michael McBall”. But at the audition he fell in love with opera. It was during his four-year undergraduate course that the recording contract came along, and in total his training lasted seven years as he bolted an opera course onto it. “And I had a crazy career at the same time,” he confesses.

Photo by Ki Price

Asked if he had a role model, he said no but he had always wanted to be Beyoncé – or marry her. Asked if he had a coming out story, he said he had broken up with his then girlfriend and started to experiment in relationships with men. “It was never an issue with my parents. My mother was very cool about it, matchmaking me. I came out to my posh-speaking Granny who wasn’t actually posh, and she said it was ok, darling because there was a gay boy in Emmerdale”.

I queried whether there were many if any queer opera characters. Nicky pointed to the works of Benjamin BrittenDeath In Venice, obviously, and Peter Grimes and Billy Budd – where there’s an unspoken tension created by Britten whose relationship with singer Peter Pears was not really spoken about.

I wondered what roles he would still like to tackle. “A role has to excite me; I have to work with great people. I’m not working with arseholes anymore,” he interjected. Often he is learning and rehearsing one role while performing another. A role in Das Rheingold  – his current task – takes up to three months to perfect, working with singing and language coaches, sometimes early on with the director. “It’s a joint vision”. And when all that’s not happening, he teaches and mentors young singers.

Photo by Ki Price

The opera technique of projecting the voice comes naturally to him he says, “because I’m a noisy bugger. You need to penetrate the hall, especially against a full orchestra and a chorus. I am at what I call my vocal gym every day – I have to be. Walkyrie is two hours of solid singing – then you go on the Northern line and catch a cold – end of story.

“You can’t sing every night – but most days you’re singing, especially with rehearsals, of course. You need recovery days – it’s absolutely the same as an athlete.”

He’s also passionate about making opera accessible. “We need to drop the curtain between the audience and the singer”. And he’s a vociferous advocate of the queer community. “You have to be open to your sexuality – if not you’re holding something back. I’ve played lots of horrible straight people; I hardly ever play myself.”

And now Nicky’s embarked on married life with pianist Dylan Perez who he met at the Wigmore Hall concert venue. “And later we reconvened thanks to a location-based app. I was teaching at Wignore and he was accompanying the singers”. They were engaged within 18 months but Covid delayed their wedding till 2022: “Now we’re trying to have kids.”

Photo by Ki Price

How was working with his husband? “It’s great to collaborate together. We always pay one another when we’re working so it’s an equal partnership. We have to behave and differentiate work from our home life.”  I asked him to advise a young Nicky if he met him now. “Trust every crinkle in your human fabric. They all make you special. I tried to conform. Stand proudly in your skin”. Asked what the future holds – say where will he be in 10 years time, he’s very clear: “In a big house in Scotland, with kids and my husband”.

Watch this space.

You can catch Nicky’s performance at the BBC Proms 2023 in Beethoven’s 9th on BBC iPlayer. For future performances check out his website. For more information on Dylan Perez check out his website.

Steven Brinberg and Trevor Ashley to bring Shirley, Liza and Barbra to the UK

LEAD PIC: TREVOR ASHLEY

Steven Brinberg and Trevor Ashley are from different sides of the planet, but both will thrill audiences in October with their re-creations of Barbra Streisand, Liza Minelli and Shirley Bassey. Both will appear in London and Steven will have a one-nighter too at Brighton’s Ironworks.

Australian drag diva, cabaret legend and musical theatre star Trevor Ashley makes a triumphant return to London’s West End for one night only on October 9 in Queen Of The Moment. This will be Trevor’s third West End show, following the wickedly funny Liza (On An E), and Liza’s Back (Is Broken).

His latest show tells the inside story of his appearance on drag reality TV show Queen Of The Universe,  hosted by Graham Norton, where Trevor was runner-up. He’ll give us Get The Party Started, The Rose, River Deep Mountain High and the hits of Shirley Bassey and Liza.

Trevor Ashley

Trevor’s career covers acting, writing, directing and cabaret performing. His stage roles include the original Miss Understanding in Priscilla: Queen Of The Desert, Thenadier in Les Mis, Herod in Jesus Christ Superstar and the original Australian Edna Turnblad in Hairspray. He’s most recently starred as Paraoh in Joseph And The Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat. He’s at London’s Lyric Theatre on 9 October – tickets HERE

Steven Brinberg writes and stars in Simply Barbra, playing in Brighton, London and on tour in October. He’s appeared with Broadway legend Barbara Cook and narrated the New York Gay Men’s Chorus concert. He’s also performed in  a birthday concert for Stephen Sondheim at the Library of Congress, and in a concert version of Funny Girl on Broadway with Whoopi Goldberg.

Simply Barbra has played round the world and is update annually. A CD of his live show in London is available on Jay Records. His tour takes in Brighton, London, Slough, Manchester and Birmingham among others. Tickets for Brighton show HERE

SPOTLIGHT ON: Chichester’s glittering winter season

Chichester traditionally has a winter season full of short runs from visiting companies and one-nighters that bring some great entertainment to Sussex at both the Festival and Minerva Theatres. This year is no exception.

TV and film star Rupert Everett takes to the stage with Julian Wadham in A Voyage Round My Father from 7 – 11 November. It’s Rumpole creator John Mortimer’s autobiographical play about the awkward relationship between a brilliant ageing barrister and his son, living in his shadow.

If you like big puppets, you’ll love Life Of Pi – winner of five Olivier awards. It’s the story of an epic sea voyage of endurance and hope. Pi finds himself on a lifeboat with a hyena, a zebra, an orangutan and a full-size Bengal tiger – the undoubted star of the show.

The Merchant Of Venice 1936 deals with ambition, power and political unrest which explodes into the life of London’s East End in a gender-swapping re-imagining of Shakespeare’s classic, with the money lender Shylock played by Tracy-Ann Oberman. It runs 21-25 November.

Another direct import from the West End features Liza Goddard, Matthew Kelly and Susan Shepherd in the classic farce Noises Off by Michael Frayn. It runs 9-13 January 2024 and it’s a play within a play, which follows the antics on and off stage of a touring theatre company.

More theatrical royalty arrives with Jane Asher, Clive Francis and Nicholas Le Prevost starring in Somerset Maugham’s The Circle. It runs 30 January – 3 February 2024. Lady Kitty is a society beauty who abandoned her stuffy husband and eloped with the handsome Lord Porteous. 30 years later, their life is one long squabble and their son faces the same marital fate. Will history come full circle?

If you miss 2:22: A Ghost Story in Brighton, you can catch it in Chichester as this supernatural thriller takes to the stage. It runs 6-10 February. Is the house haunted? Can the dead walk? Can you bear to watch?

Fantastically Great Women Who Changed The World is a pop-fuelled upbeat hit musical, based on the book by Kate Pankhurst, relative of the famous Suffragette. Schoolgirl Jade breaks away from her class to look into the not-yet-opened Gallery Of Greatness in the local museum. On the way she meets great women including Rosa Parks and Amelia Earhart.

Drop The Dead Donkey: The Reawakening hits the stage 20-24 February 2024. Some 30 years after the launch of the trail-blazing hit TV series, the Globelink news team are back and live on stage for the first time, starring actors from the original TV series, including Susannah Doyle, Neil Pearson, Jeff Rawle and Stephen Tompkinson.

Black Is The Color Of My Voice runs 20-24 February 2024. Inspired by the life of singer/activist Nina Simone, Apphia Campbell stars in the show she wrote. I first saw it online in Covid and was blown away by her performance. An absolute must-see.

One nighters include: writer/raconteur Gyles Brandreth, the choral group Fisherman’s Friends, Radio Live – featuring the impromptu songs of Richard Stillgoe and the instant impressions of Alistair McGowan, the BBC Concert Orchestra with soloists in songs from Broadway and the West End, and Barb Jungr, with her incredible recreation of songs which were sung at Soho’s Marquee Club – including by The Who, Jethro Tull and The Move.

Ticket information HERE

The UK’s only LGBTQ+ literary festival, the Coast Is Queer, to return to Brighton in October

The UK’s only LGBTQ+ literary festival – Brighton’s the Coast Is Queer – returns for its fourth season in October, bringing together a line-up of nationally and internationally-known queer writers, poets, performers and activists for four days of events in the city.

Highlights of the festival: 

Juno Dawson

Thursday, October 12: best-selling novelist, screenwriter and journalist Juno Dawson holds a conversation with a leading trans writer – and this year it’s Harry Nicholas, writer/campaigner and author of A Trans Man Walks Into a Gay Bar.

Fuchsia Von Steele

Friday, October 13: a showcase of some of Brighton’s best queer voices are at open mic event Rewriting Queerness. It’s hosted by Fuchia Von Steele, and poets Reanna Valentine, AFLO the poet, and Priss Nash. Also on October 13 is an exhibition and performance called Unknown Soldier with Seni Seneviratne. It’s a moving one-woman performance and multi-media installation bringing to life the hidden family narrative of this poet/artist and her father’s experience as a Royal Signalman in the North African Desert War.

Fran Lock

And still on Friday, there’s a panel discussion – The True Homosexual Love, which features the work of  Mark Hyatt. Mark was a bold, experimental, sexually explicit poet who whose book So Much For Life presents a major lost voice of queer literature. Born in South London in 1940 from a Romani background, Hyatt was largely overlooked and died in 1972. His manuscript survived and his reputation grew by word of mouth and inclusion in queer anthologies. Writers and activists Fran Lock and So Mayer will read from his works and lead an audience discussion.

Saturday, October 14: The crème de la crème of queer cabaret and spoken word talent perform for you at Quills and Thrills, featuring Liv Wynter, Felix Mufti, Erin James and Wildblood and Queenie, in a show presented by Marlborough Productions.

Sunday, October 15: a panel discusses what it means to be a queer writer in a time of war, when being visibly queer in your own country is an act of rebellion.

Lesley Wood, Festival co-ordinator said: “The Coast Is Queer is a unique opportunity for audiences to meet some of the boldest and brightest LGBTQ+ writers, thinkers and activists around today.”

The festival is at the Attenborough Centre for the Creative Arts 12-15 October.

Full information HERE

BOOK REVIEW: ‘No Straight White Men’ by Paul Stone

I have known Paul Stone for a fair few years through his drag incarnation Victoria Sponge. But as a playwright he has adapted the acid one-liners of drag and panto into a series of monologues and sketches which he’s now published as an anthology.

I recently reviewed his full length monodrama For Queen And Country when it ran at the now closed King’s Head Theatre in Islington. That was a play based on real life: the life of a British spy/drag artist. It was gripping and darkly funny.

This anthology, cheekily named No Straight White Men, shows a fascinating breadth of characterisation in miniature and all the items have been presented either in a theatre or on radio.

Like a good caricaturist he gives us a distilled essence – young women searching into their past, a drag performer hitting 50, a man who discovers a deep secret about his father. Paul’s other great trademark here is the sting in the tail, which often surprises and delights. He leads us gently down wayward paths, then lets a tree almost fall on us.

In Super (market) Maya, he portrays a check-out woman in her late 40s who tells us: “you can do the wrong thing just for a moment in times like these”. But the two-pager has a big sting to its storyline.

In The Devil Loves Silver, a gay man (Joe) confronts a bigoted barmaid, Maureen. He tells us “it was in the church I first realised I was gay. I was 11.” It’s a lovely little piece with a great comeuppance.

Christmas Stockings features Lizzy, a young woman. “My dad was the first person to tell me that Rudolph was a girl,” is its opening line. And it goes on: “I thought Christmas was all about the boys – Joseph, three wise men, the little drummer boy.” As she tells us further: ”I was born on Christmas Day. I was quite ill but nothing too serious. When the doctors told my dad his Christmas baby was in a stable condition, he laughed.” The monologue is about an absent mother and a caring father. And it ends with a huge surprise – let’s just say her father spent his whole life “not being himself.”

Mother’s Day also has a dramatic opening, as Ella (40) tells us: “I don’t like my son.” It’s a tale of an estranged father, a highly obnoxious offspring, and the fateful life of Floppy, the unwanted pet rabbit. It’s a revenge story with a sting in Floppy’s tail.

Lost Boy features Billie, a gay man and a drag act who can say things in a dress and wig he’d never get away with as a man. But it’s also about hiding, losing your true self. As he says: “for 45 minutes I disappear.”  In school PE lessons the lads called him Cinderella, “as I ran away from the ball”. But the guys who like him dressed up don’t fancy him later when he’s a man. It’s a very touching piece.

It would be great if a small venue producer picked up this anthology and mounted it; I’m sure it will happen.

And the title? Paul explains: “it’s actually my first piece of advice for aspiring writers. The majority of scripts received for any call-out will focus on straight white men, so if you’ve written anything else, you’ll stand a good chance of getting to the top of pile.”

The anthology is published by Amazon, price £10

FILM REVIEW: Lie With Me – “Achingly beautiful.”

Olivier Peyon has created an achingly beautiful movie about the first love between two teenage boys, and the pain and happiness it reflects some 35 years later.

Stephane Belcourt (Guillaume De Tonquedec) is a successful novelist who returns to his small home town to help celebrate the 200th anniversary of what has put the place on the map – the making of cognac. He’s a somewhat reserved man, often touching his glasses for reassurance or to signal awkwardness. Cut to 1984: a young and shy schoolboy, forever touching his glasses, seems smitten with a brash schoolmate, who’s chased by the girls and admired by his male friends.

So imagine his shock when the dashing farmer’s boy Thomas (Julien De Saint Jean) seeks a private assignation, which turns out to be quickly naked and sexual. The deal is this relationship must be strictly private – “just you and me,” he tells shy Stephane.

So that’s the beautiful unravelling of a story of secret first love, denial, abandonment and ultimate tragedy, set against the picturesque wine-growing French countryside.

Back in the present, there are numerous awkward moments, and also middle-aged recollections, reinforced by flashbacks. And then the older Stephane meets Lucas – an importer of the local cognac to the USA, also here for the anniversary celebrations.

We quickly realise he is the son of Thomas, Stephane’s first forbidden love, but how much does Lucas (Victor Belmondo) know and how much are the two men – a generation apart – prepared to share with each other? And what happened to Thomas?

It’s an intriguing, engaging and at times painful narrative – Stephane says: “I don’t like raking over the past,” then proceeds to do exactly that, revisiting his teenage love scenes. There are strong themes of the art of story-telling, his profession, and the fabrication of lies he has constructed, projecting it into his fiction. It’s a clever conceit and Peyon makes it work, as we know more and more of the back story and the characters are forced to face up to it.

There are four strong central performances – De Tonguedec has the languid look of someone who has never truly been as happy as he was at age 17. Belmondo, from a famous cinematic dynasty, is forceful and fragile, revealing bit by bit just how much his character knows. Jeremy Gillet as the shy young Stephane and Julien De Saint Jean as Thomas are perfect foils for each other – the physical and the thoughtful.

And Peyon brings the strands together in a long moving exposition by the novelist, being honest about his thoughts and feelings – maybe for the fist time. It’s beautifully completed and not without a tear in the audience.

Lie With Me is distributed on demand by Peccadillo Pictures on PeccadilloPOD

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