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DVD REVIEW: Teenage Kicks

Teenage Kicks (Matchbox DVD) certainly starts off in an arresting way with incestuous desire leading directly to death within about two minutes. Yet Miklós Varga (Miles Szanto) doesn’t seem to learn from this as he sets out to prove Homer Simpson’s adage about the brain being ‘a subsidiary of the penis’. Miklós has problems at home, is in love with his best friend Dan (Daniel Webber) and is openly hostile to Dan’s girlfriend Phaedra (Charlotte Best). Yet he tries to cope with these problems through violence, random sex with men and women, and hanging out in a crack den.

There’s very little subtlety or depth in any of the film’s characters. Szanto is competent but doesn’t have the screen presence to carry the film. The script, in terms of dialogue and themes, never rises above soap opera. It’s never boring – which in my book is a huge plus – but it’s never engaging or compelling. Webber, as the best friend, has the charisma and acting ability the lead lacks, but as he’s not got that much to work with he’s limited in what he can do. And it’s also possible that what I really liked about him is his dirty-blond hair.

If you want to see some gay teen angst then I’d urge you in the strongest possible terms to watch Presque Rien. With its story of a young man having to negotiate a melodramatic concoction of love, sex and family, Teenage Kicks plays out pretty much like an Australian version of the superior French one. Kicks is not in any way a bad film. It’s competent, but competence – like beautiful photography – never put bums on seats.

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THEATRE REVIEW: Rules for Living @ Theatre Royal

Sam Holcroft’s marvellous comedy looks at a family get-together as it gradually disintegrates. Over the course of a Christmas lunch revelations are revealed, old resentments are reignited and no one is left unscathed by the events – events for which they all share some of the blame. The play has been compared to Ayckbourn, and while it concentrates on the middle-class family in crisis it has a novel twist uniquely its own. Each character is given his or her own rule – projected above the stage – which they then have to follow. It might be as simple as having to sit down to tell a lie, or as baroque as having to keep on dancing like a winding-down automaton until you get a laugh.

Edith (Jane Booker) is the matriarch presiding over the festive celebrations with a military precision. She is variously helped and hindered by her two lawyer sons Adam (Ed Hughes) and Matthew (Jolyon Coy), Adam’s wife Nicole (Laura Rogers) and Matthew’s showbiz girlfriend Carrie (Carlyss Peer). The first act lays the groundwork for the second’s explosive confrontations, ending with the appearance of Edith’s husband Francis (Paul Shelley) who, to the surprise of everyone but Edith, is in a wheelchair and suffering from the effects of a stroke. Given this is the kind of family where the mother will try and deny the medically undeniable, it’s not surprising that there are plenty more secrets to be prised, cajoled and taunted out of the rest of the cast.

The performances are uniformly excellent and the evening is certainly a great example of ensemble playing. Booker excels as the domineering yet vulnerable mother. As her world comes crashing down about her she seems to believe that she can make everything right simply through her force of will. Hughes has real charisma as the blokeish man who has a penchant for breaking into accents and impersonations, whilst Coy is entirely sympathetic as a man trying to do the right thing but somehow just making things worse. Rogers and Peer are great as polar opposites, the former as serious and dignified as the latter frivolous and, occasionally, slightly idiotic.

Although one of the points of the play is that we all have self-imposed rules, I’m not sure if the rules displayed by the characters are supposed to be due to their own internal psychology or simply there because of the whims of the playwright. Though I’m not sure it entirely matters as this is a very funny and supremely entertaining evening.

Continues at the Theatre Royal, Brighton, until Saturday 21.

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BRIGHTON FRINGE REVIEW: The Starship Osiris @Komedia Studio

 

George Vere’s hour-long confection is a riotous piece of grade-Z science fiction in which a rather bijou starship has to battle cheaply made monsters, a demoralised cast, Vere’s monstrous ego and some of the worst sci-fi power ballads known to humankind. Slowly its creator’s ego trip, during which we learn a lot about his character’s good looks and sexual charisma, goes off course as the other actors mutiny against the writer’s poor grasp of plot, character and even basic science.

Captain Harrison (Vere) has objectively been proven by the ship’s computer to be Starfleet’s bravest and most handsome captain. Perhaps his character owes some small debt to a certain James T. Kirk – like Kirk, Harrison wears the same tight polyester outfit, is irresistible to women and has something which often sounds like an American accent. Although there is a nominal villain in the form of Zaglar, it’s fellow crew member Evans (Aiden Willis) who seems to be bear the brunt of Harrison’s contempt.  Willis is eventually pushed to breaking point as his, and the cast’s, resentment of getting paid nothing to appear in a crap show results in them breaking the rules of theatre and rewriting the show on the hoof. Rather in the manner of Kirk taking the Kobayashi Maru test.

It’s a lovely evening of theatre, and I certainly look forward to Vere’s next production. My only quibble would be the show’s paucity of actual, crafted jokes. Though as the whole enterprise (pun intended, obvs) runs perfectly well on its leading character’s demented self-belief maybe it doesn’t needy anything more sophisticated than some missed cues, knitted space aliens and some terrible, terrible songs.

 

 

BRIGHTON FRINGE REVIEW: Help! I Think I Might Be Fabulous @Brighton Spiegeltent: Bosco

It’s been quite a while since I’ve failed to connect with a show as deeply as I failed to connect with this one – it might as well have been performed in Lithuanian so little did I appreciate what was happening on stage.

Alfie Ordinary, the son of a drag queen, is sent to Madame LeCoq’s Preparatory School For Fabulous Boys which is like Hogwart’s for the gender fluid. He tells us about coming out as ‘fabulous’, sings songs such as YMCA and, in a terrible misstep even for a show I wasn’t keen on, gives us a mini-lecture about heteronormativity.

Although Ordinary certainly has presence, and there’s something interesting about the character, the material is pretty substandard. At LeCoq’s he does his GCSEs which here stands for Gorgeous Certificate of Sassy Excellence.

Nearly all the jokes are pretty much of this calibre – they kind of work without actually being funny. The school doesn’t have Eton-style fags, it has ‘fabs’. However, there’s one bit where the off-side rule in football is explained in terms of buying shoes which comes closer to hitting the mark – it’s at least recognisable as a tight piece of writing.

There’s something about the performer I warmed to but just before the final song we get a ridiculously sententious speech about how Alfie’s world doesn’t exist and how awful it is that gender stereotypes are foisted upon children in order to further the aims of capitalism. I’ve no problem with this politically, but if you have to laboriously spell out to the audience what the show is about it probably needs a bit of a rewrite.

REVIEW: The Crucible@Theatre Royal

This is a truly magnificent production of a twentieth-century classic; its three hours seem to pass in a blink of an eye as director Douglas Rintoul expertly paces the play so that, in places, it has the heart-pounding intensity of a thriller. It’s also an exploration of moral corruption and decency and how the former often tries to pass itself off as the latter. The Crucible is the kind of play which leaves you both drained and strangely elated.

In seventeenth-century Salem a girl is taken ill after she is found, with some friends, dancing in a forest. From the simple fact of a ‘mysterious’ sickness dark rumours circulate about witchcraft. The girl’s father Reverend Parris (Cornelius Clarke) is the town minister and although being linked with sorcery could harm his already tarnished reputation – his focus on hell and damnation even seems to have alienated some members of this Puritan community – he insists on a full investigation. Soon Reverend Hale (Charlie Condou) arrives to find that Parris’s niece Abigail (Lucy Keirl) confesses to consorting with Satan. It’s a situation she exploits as she accuses Elizabeth Proctor (Victoria Yeates) of being a witch as a way of dispatching her so that she can be with her husband John (Eoin Slattery), a man with whom she had an adulterous affair. Before long there are scores of women locked up in jail and neighbour turns on neighbour and old scores are settled as one party points an accusing finger at another.

The play’s central plot mechanism is as finely calibrated as any instrument of torture. Slowly absurd insinuations of serving Lucifer seem to gradually gain traction until they harden into fact and the innocent villagers are unable to stop the inevitable progress of church-sanctioned mass murder. The scene where Proctor presents evidence that one of the children was lying genuinely had the blood pounding in my veins: it seems almost possible that actual justice – as opposed to justice of the inquisitorial court – will prevail. The tension between what should happen and what we know actually will happen makes for something discomforting yet absolutely riveting.

The success of any great production relies on its performances and every one is excellent. Clarke’s Parris is a hectoring bully who will drop his pious godliness – however genuine it might be – when he realises that the situation could turn against him. Condou, who at first is just another willing executioner, evokes strong sympathy as a man forced to come to terms with the part he has played in unleashing genuine evil forces on a small rural community. Yeates is a supremely dignified Elizabeth, and her final scene with her husband is incredibly moving. Jonathan Tafler has a commanding malevolence as Judge Tafler, a self-righteous fanatic who would sooner see innocent people hung that admit to having made a mistake. Slattery, as John Proctor, is the man at the very heart of the play and it’s as devastating performance as I’ve seen in some time. His Proctor is truly heroic; not in some trite comic-book sense – his flaws are too manifest for this. When we get to his final, reckless act of heroism we understand his actions even as we despair at them.

Continues at the Theatre Royal until Saturday 29.

REVIEW: A Chorus Line@ The Old Market

This 1970s’ take on the putting-on-a-musical musical has a central premise fitting for its time: the audition as therapy. Seventeen would-be hoofers are trying for a part in a big Broadway show whose director (Louis Livesey-Clare) seems as interested in their souls as their dancing skills. If the dancers themselves feel that their résumés contain a ‘picture of a person I don’t know’, then the only way for the director to find out who they are is to explore their back stories through asking them what made them become dancers.

The characters we meet include Val (Emily Wright) who casting directors acknowledge is incredibly talented but, until some surgical enhancement, only scored ‘a 3 for looks’; Cassie (Megan O’Hara) who, perhaps unwisely, walked out of a relationship with the director without letting him know; Greg (Gary Lynn) a gay Jew who discovered his true nature whilst making out with a girl and Paul (Hari Johnson) a young Puerto Rican who got onto the lower rungs of showbiz by working in a seedy drag club.

Of the seventeen some are more successfully rendered than others – this can be down to the performance as much as the writing. Probably the most intensely realised is Paul; on stage I’ve seen a lot of gay men wrestling with coming out and their relationship with their parents, but this scene still managed to move me. Even though the writing lacks subtlety, Hari is truly sensational in his ten-minute monologue. He perfectly expresses Paul’s vulnerability and determination with such charm the whole audience was rapt. The part when he relates his parents’ reaction to the truth about his sexuality gave me the requisite lump in my throat. The only duff note comes when Paul says of the drag queens that ‘they had no dignity: they considered themselves freaks’. From the what we know of Paul he’s surely more generous than this.

Other stand-outs include a wonderfully comic set-piece by Jade Hunt playing a woman who can dance but not sing and Nicole Nobrega playing a petite dancer who can still get cast as kids in even in her thirties.

Of course it’s a matter of taste but I’ve never been that keen on some of its more famous songs (One, in particular, I’ve always found too cheesily middle-of-the-road). However, this is a marvellously spirited production full of a number of excellent – and one truly outstanding – performances.

REVIEW: Thoroughly Modern Millie@Theatre Royal

Based on the 1967 film, Thoroughly Modern Millie is a frothy, souffle-light musical comedy about sex trafficking. Having written that sentence I’m beginning to doubt my sanity but yes, it centres on an evil hotel owner (Lucas Rush) who kidnaps young women to sell them into the ‘depravity and licentiousness‘ of the white slave trade. It’s done as pantomime but given this slightly strange conceit you wonder why the show’s authors decide to have a scene where its heroine ponders whether it’s OK for a man to take a woman ‘by brute force’. Skipping over its dodgy sexual attitudes there’s also the problem that its ’20s pastiche songs are competent but, apart from the title song, fairly unmemorable. However, the two leads have enough talent and charisma that they pretty much save the day.

Millie Dillmount (Strictly’s Joanne Clifton) comes from rural Kansas to New York intent on finding herself a husband. After having her purse stolen she purposefully trips over Jimmy Smith (Sam Barrett) hoping he’ll come to her rescue. They instantly start rowing with each other which instantly made me suspect they’d be madly in love with each by the final curtain. The 2005 Spoiler Act prevents me from revealing whether this prediction came true or not. Millie finds herself at a hotel run by Mrs Meers (Rush) – this comedy sinister-Oriental is probably not racist as we’re supposed to be laughing at the character pretending to be Chinese and doing it in an offensively stereotypical way. I’m guessing. Again, let’s not dwell on this aspect of the show as just round the corner there’s a great dance routine set in a speakeasy. Millie has lots of adventures in the city as she tries to snare a rich man in marriage; as she read in Vogue the modern woman marries for money. But will she ditch this mercenary plan and instead follow her heart and find true love? I’d like to tell you but if I did some legislation from 2005 might see me doing jail time.

This production has some great dancing, some fantastic singing (Jenny Fitzpatrick as Muzzy Van Hossmere deserves a special mention here) and on the whole it’s a fun night out. Barrett has the requisite matinee-idol looks and a wonderful rapport with his co-star.  Apart from a great voice Clifton has genuine charm which makes it easier to suspend both disbelief and any nagging worries about the show’s politics.

Continues until Saturday 8 at the Theatre Royal, Brighton.

 

REVIEW: Out of Order@Theatre Royal

Ray Cooney’s 1990 comedy is standard issue farce: it’s basically ladies in negligees being shoved into cupboards. Not that there’s anything intrinsically wrong with this, it’s just that Out of Order doesn’t have the charm of a Boeing Boeing, the wit of a Relatively Speaking or the genius plotting of a Noises Off. If anything its roll call of awful double entendres (‘I’ve had such a bang!’, ‘Something’s just popped up! etc) recalls one of the later Carry Ons. Instead of being a finely constructed Swiss watch of complications and misunderstandings, it takes more of a scattergun approach so that by the end I wasn’t sure exactly why someone was being lied to, or why the next woman was being ushered into the bedroom, adjoining suite or hotel balcony.

The basic set-up: Tory Minister Richard Willey (yes, smut fans, he’s Dick Willey!) is in a London hotel intent on consummating an affair with Labour party secretary Jane Worthington (Susie Amy). The initial complication is that there’s a corpse in the room. Alerting the police could lead to scandal so the body has to be disposed of. Willey calls on one of his underlings George Pigden (Shaun Williamson) to help him clear up the mess. The ensuing shenanigans include the secretary’s husband, Pigden’s mother’s nurse, the hotel manager and a venal waiter.

I think it’s fair to say that all the problems are down to the script rather than the acting. Andrew Hall brings the requisite amount of frenzied energy to the part of the conniving minister. Williamson is rather good as the functionary who finds himself becoming increasingly resigned to his bosses harebrained schemes. The most successfully realised character is that of the waiter (James Holmes), who wanders through the proceedings with an air of slightly detached campery.

The tannoy announcement before curtain-up forbidding the use of mobile phones did, however, give us permission to ‘laugh until you cry’. It was a very kind offer, but one I wasn’t able to take up. However, if you find it credible that a man would confess marital problems to a complete stranger by kneeling down in front of him and grabbing him round the waist – and furthermore if you find it funny that a third person coming into the room might think he was stumbling upon an act of fellatio – you should probably take a handkerchief.

Continues at the Theatre Royal, Brighton until Saturday, March 25.

 

REVIEW: Not Dead Enough: Theatre Royal

In twenty-five years’ of theatregoing you tend to forget things. How many Hamlets have I seen? I’ve certainly seen two Hedda Gablers. Or was it a Hedda and a Miss Julie? Whatever happens I can’t imagine ever forgetting this production of Not Dead Enough. In its own way it was one of the most striking plays I’ve seen.

It starts off as a decent, sober-minded police procedural. A woman is brutally murdered and DS Roy Grace (Shane Richie) has to gather evidence and sift through clues aided by his pathologist girlfriend Cleo (Laura Whitmore). He’s also helped by Sgt Glenn Branson (Michael Quartey) who, although a police officer, seems to have been modelled on a Dr Who companion. He certainly gets a lot of stuff explained to him. The main suspect is the deceased’s husband Brian Bishop (Stephen Billington). The first act ended with my notebook bursting with unanswered questions and possible leads. The play skilfully sets up an intriguing mystery which I fully expected to be revealed in the second act.

What I was not expecting was an absurdly camp piece of Grand Guignol which makes a Tod Slaughter melodrama seem like Ken Loach. It takes the hoariest of murder-mystery twists – a twist I thought had been outlawed sometime in the mid ‘40s – and, outrageously, ramps it up by about 50%. Plus it has a villain who, in the midst of his monologuing, half-sings some of the dialogue in true demented nutter style as he reveals – in great detail – his dastardly plan. His motivation for said plan seems to have been borrowed from some long-forgotten Victorian gothic novel.

The villain is so shameless he actually says of his handcuffed victim that ‘she’s a bit tied up at the moment’. It was then I started to look round the auditorium to make sure the audience were seeing what I was seeing. I was beginning to fear it was all a glitch in the matrix. But, reassuringly, others were chuckling along at the sheer ridiculousness of it all.

At this point reviewing tradition dictates I should say something about the acting. But I’m too fixated on the question of whether this was intentionally some kind of comic deconstruction of the genre with a knowing postmodern nod at its most obvious tropes. But if it was then why play the first half straight?

OK, the acting: The cast do a sterling job. Richie is very good at portraying the everyman police officer who has no bizarre quirk and, refreshingly, isn’t a maverick. Whitmore manages to get the right balance between likeable love interest and calm professionalism. The villain is quite remarkable, astounding even, in his lip-smacking villainy.

As a collectors’ item this is worth a visit – it seems doubtful you’ll see anything quite like this at a theatre ever again. Unless, perhaps, you get a time machine.

Continues at the Theatre Royal, Brighton until Saturday 18.

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REVIEW: Sunny Afternoon@Theatre Royal

Due to my confusion over ‘60s summertime hits I had the vague idea this was a musical celebrating the life and work of Mungo Jerry. Luckily it turns out that Sunny Afternoon is actually based on the far superior back catalogue of the Kinks.

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With as much energy as I’ve perhaps seen on one stage the show takes us on a journey from working-class Muswell Hill to the group’s concert in Madison Square Gardens. It’s a great story of the vicissitudes of rock’n’roll with Joe Penhall’s book confidently balancing the showbiz melodrama with the emotional damage that constant touring can inflict. Two magnetic leads, a brilliantly designed set, some truly classic songs given barnstorming performances and a riot of costume changes make Sunny Afternoon a thrilling musical experience.

We start off when the group were known as the Ravens, playing backing for posh crooner Robert Wace (Joseph Richardson) who fills his club with stockbrokers and debutantes. In the middle of his embarrassingly staid gyrations his band kick out the jams and play I Gotta Move and thus the Kinks are born. Wace and fellow posho Grenville Collins (Tomm Coles) become the band’s managers at rates very favourable to themselves. In fact this seems to be a recurring problem the Kinks have to continually face: from managers to American unions everyone seems to be squeezing them for as much cash as possible.

As important as the music is the central relationship between the two brothers. Ryan O’Donnell is spellbinding as Ray Davies, suggesting a soulful genius who perhaps even thinks in song. Mark Newnham gives us a mischievous, dandified and slightly camp Dave, at times coming across like a prototypical Pete Shelley. While it’s Ray who gets burned out by touring and has some kind of breakdown, it’s Dave who will wander home in a slinky black cocktail dress, the result of a drunken swap at some party. Sunny Afternoon presents the tumultuous relationship the two brothers had and artfully condenses it as they sing Long Way from Home to each other – at first with some rancour, but it movingly ends in an embrace. There’s also sterling support from Michael Warburton as their avuncular yet ruthless manager, Robert Took as the boys’ father and Richard Hurst as yet another manager – and former teen sensation – Larry Page.

The songs are presented with a thrilling vibrancy which sometimes makes you feel you’re at a concert rather than the theatre. Early on the band play You Really Got Me in the Top of the Pops studio whilst dolly birds dance in Op art mini skirts – it feels so authentic it’s pretty much like time travel. The ballads are handled equally well; there’s a beautiful a capella version of Days and O’Donnell’s version of Too Much on My Mind – on the quieter songs he sounds so much like Ray Davies it’s uncanny – will bring a lump to the throat.

One word of advice: toward the end of the evening me and my companion were getting tense as it seemed the show was going to end without a performance of Lola. Don’t worry as the song which is perhaps the Kinks’ finest makes the perfect close to the evening in a wonderfully spirited version.

Continues until Saturday, December 31

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