His hair slicked back, gold glitter on his face; his costume is a tatty tail coat, a corset, bare chest with a pearl necklace, lacy panties and garters holding up his socks – this is Cyril, our MC at the Club Magnifique.
He calls us βgays and theysβ, and is out to shock and entertain us.
Connor Baum struts his stuff as Cyril – friendly in a dark sort of way, camp, slightly menacing – he could be in Kander and Ebbβs Kit Kat Club. But heβs not – heβs with us at Brighton Fringe, and he introduces us to his small band of performers, who each has a solo turn and ensemble numbers in this 90-minute perfectly formed piece of fun.
With more than a nod to the musical Cabaret – we get Money Makes The World Go Around – thereβs also Gilbert and Sullivan, Nat King Cole via Moulin Rouge and a couple of musical theatre songs that were new to me.
Thereβs innuendo aplenty – the girls – Zelda, Babette and Goldie are raunchy, and the boys – Cyril, Gaylord and Bert – range from camp to straightish.
The show goes at a frenetic pace and we even get audience participation, forced to do the hand actions and give a twirl and a Charleston step in The Sun Has Got His Hat On.
My favourite pieces were Connorβs stripped back, emotional I Am What I Am – sung from the heart; Nathan Potter as Gaylord with a touching, softly sung Nature Boy; and three stunning ensemble numbers, with fabulous harmonies – Somethingβs Coming from West Side Story, Something About This Night from Neverland and the equally haunting Will You Bring Me To The Light from Violet.
Emma Edwards is great as Zelda – a woman of a certain age and alcohol consumption who can belt them out with the best. Jodie Harris is a delightfully coquettish chanteuse as Babette, and Hannah Semple is a sexy vamp as Goldie.
Jack Thomson is underused in my opinion but he does tickle our imaginations singing about his β girlfriendβs pussyβ – no, no itβs a cat – honest.
We get tap routines, lots of dancing with suitcases, high kicks, the works – and Magnus Sorensen (keyboards) and William Davis (drums) give us a deceptively big sound.
But itβs Connor who rules supreme – gutsy, gay and proud; itβs a stellar performance in this five-star show.
Itβs at the marvellous Wundabarn in Victoria Gardens. Go see it next week or be sorry. Tickets at brightonfringe.org