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MUSIC REVIEW: Adore Delano @Concorde 2

A night of gloriously Grungey punk ass rock….with a Drag Queen.

“MISS VANJII, miss…Vanjiiii,” yelled the punky drag singer known as Adore Delano.I’ll personally start a riot if she isn’t on All stars four!” she howled as the crowd (whom had clearly watched too much of the show Rupaul’s drag race, from whence the singer originated) screamed back “Vanjiiiii,” in delight.

In her black swimsuit and torn fishnet, Adore Delano had the audience in a frenzy with her cheeky couldn’t give a flying – attitude as she spilled out her whole soul (and 2017 album) on stage tonight at the Whatever tour. One minute, throwing flowers in the crazy crowd, the next recalling the time her friend almost beat someone in with a trash can (calm down, he was defending himself), and then crashing into the track No school, she never failed to keep the burning admiration and absolute amazement from tearing us all to shreds (there’s a reason why her name’s Adore).

Butterfly, No school, My address is Hollywood, each song was a thrashing drive of whining punk rock solos and heavy, earth-splitting bass, sprinkled with the drag singer’s sweet and soul ridden pipes.

The angsty 27 club had us flashing back to the days of Kurt Cobain, with its thick and scratchy power chords and distortion that just stuck to every surface of the room, and tunneling its way through each wall until they gave way, and a crushing hand of distortion and energy was ripping through your heart. The occasional leap into the crowd had us gasping for air.

Between the songs she slipped a quick quip or two – anecdotes about her tumultuous time in school (as one of only two gay class mates in the school, she suffered some harsh backlash, but she’s from Azuza so she’s tough and fought off attackers). All of this said with a sweet smile and nervous tone though. For a punk rock band, the members all seem very sweet.

And just as quick as the show had begun, another song closed. The final notes of the impish DTF were still wringing in our ears, as the singer said her goodbyes and disappeared into the mist off of the stage.

That couldn’t have been it? No way. It’s only half ten.

Encore, encore!” a perplexed crowd howled until the band crept back into the spotlights. “ok we’ll do one more,” she grinned as the shredding solo of Negative Nancy came bursting through the amps.

All in all, the night was over far too quickly. The crazy crashing of beats and thriving rhythms were far too thrilling to only be fit into an hour or two, and the humble yet punky Adore Delano (and band) will go on throughout the UK, bringing the feeling of solidarity and cheer to all, on their Whatever tour. Let’s just hope the American will be back gracing the stages of the UK again in the next few years.

DJ Profile: Darcy Buckland

Well the merry month of May is upon us little spring chickens, so who better to spend a bit of glorious time with than the lovely Darcy Buckland, queen of the Revenge decks and a proud mover and bum shaker on the Southampton scene…

DJ Darcy Buckland
DJ Darcy Buckland

How are you? Hey QJ! I’m fab thank you! 

Where can we hear you? Every Thursday you can find me on Level One at Revenge for FOMO with chart, pop and r&b tunes! Then on Mondays I’m on my home turf at The Edge in Southampton and back to The Edge on Friday nights for Glow. Since Southampton Pride launched a couple of years ago I have been DJing on the mainstage, so I’m really excited that I’ll be back again this year! 

What are you playing these days? I tend to generally play chart, pop and R&B in my sets though I have a secret love for deep/techno house… you won’t tell anyone will you QJ!? (Whoops, just did – QJ)

Any other projects going on? I’m currently in the middle of producing a few tracks of my own as we speak and I produce a monthly podcast called Bum Shakers which features tunes that are very, ahem, bum shaky! Plus Southampton Pride has a fundraising boat party event coming up on May 6 that I’ll be DJing at. 

Fave song of all time? That’s always a hard question! Whenever I get asked this I give a different answer every time! So today’s choice is… ‘Pure Shores’ by All Saints. It’s got those good summer vibes to it!

Best ever gig? My favourite gig that I have ever done would 100% be Glastonbury festival in 2013! It was one of the first ever gigs I had ever done and it was a seven-hour set on one of the main stages with a few famous faces in the crowd. It was insane and scary all at once! 

Dream gig? You know, I would love the chance to DJ on a lesbian cruise, proper L-Word style, I mean, that’s the real dream isn’t it? 

Tune you wish you’d never played! One time I played the Cha Cha Slide and felt the entire building move with the crowd. It was terrifying. Never again. 

Guilty pleasure? I have every Kanye West song ever made, I’m not even ashamed… I feel like I should be, but I’m not! 

Describe yourself in three words… Courageous, fun-loving and chilled!   

Darcy Buckland’s Current top five:
NakalaEnough Time – White
FreejakSway – Sony Records
Rudimental, Glynn, Macklemore & CaplenThese Days – Spinnin
Zedd – The Middle (Alphalove remix) – Interscope
Lil Dicky & Chris BrownFreaky Friday (ITK remix) – White

MUSIC REVIEW: Abisha – Project X

Project being the operative word here because this song is just unfinished.

“I HOPE I’m in your dreams, I hope you dream about me, like I do,” – I’m sorry but what kind of lyric is that? Abisha sings: “I hope you dream about me, like I do,” which in all honesty is just an atrocious grammatical travesty. So what – you want the subject of your song to dream about you in the way that you dream about yourself? I’m already infuriated by the lack of effort in these lyrics, and we’re only listening to the opening lines.
But let me reverse a little.

This atrocity we’re listening to is Project X by Abisha. I suppose it’s an attempt on a relaxed R&B chill out sort of track – but I’m not buying it’s credentials.

A course fake drum hammers its lethargic beats every so often, to wake up the sleepy vocalist, as the track begins. Lazy lashes of “oh yeah” and other words for when you can’t think of any lyrics to sing drift into the blanket of basic drivel, pulling with them a shy guitar note here and there. I feel sorry for the musicians on this track (if there are any at all). They must have been looking over at Abisha in the recording studio thinking: “I’m so bored, I’m only playing a couple of notes at the most. This is a waste of my talents.” And they’re not wrong.

Honestly, I’m having a hard time with this song. My job is to describe to you every essence of what these songs are, but how can I when there’s nothing going on in this one?

Of course I am being slightly harsh on this one. I understand a lot of effort, money, and time goes into creating a song and it’s by no means easy. But as a songwriter myself, I just can’t get my head around these types of songs that seem to break through the charts and riddle mainstream music. In my eyes I can only see them as lackluster and desperate for some sort of payout, without any real soul or connection present in the music itself. There’s no heartbreak or honesty in Project X, it’s just a haphazard slap dash combination of basic electronic drum loops (probably taken from a digital audio workstation), and dull generic lyricism.

If you want a decent song from Abisha (minus the awful lyrics here too), you’re better off listening to All that. It’s textually richer and parades about a mastery of reverb and production effects. The sound is far more impressive, and could actually pass as an interesting dance worthy track. Actually, if you want a decent song at all, you should really listen to something by Hayley Chillcott or Iako; they are far more accomplished writers and have a gorgeous spilling of soul in their music.
To even indulge in this Project X track is a waste of time.

PREVIEW: Extra date for Victorious Hannah!

Following a huge demand for tickets an extra show has been added for Hannah Brackenbury’s Victoria Wood tribute show VICTORIOUS!, at the Brighton Fringe.

A MUSICAL tribute show to the late, great Victoria Wood has been rewarded for its success with an extra date at Brighton Fringe this month (May 24) after selling out the majority of its original dates within a week of opening.

Victorious, a one-woman show devised and performed by local musical comedian Hannah Brackenbury debuted at The Warren on May 8 and features a number of Victoria Wood’s classic comedy songs alongside poems and original numbers inspired by her work.

The extra date – Thursday, May 24 – has been added to the original 5-date run after huge demand for tickets saw the opening two shows sell out before the festival had even begun.

Hannah said: “I’m absolutely over the moon that the show is going so well and have been blown away by the feedback from audiences. Victoria Wood was a huge inspiration to me as a comedy songwriter and I’m always incredibly honoured when people compare my work to hers.

“I’ve been performing her songs as part of my comedy sets for many years, but after she died I wasn’t sure if it was the right thing to do to carry on using her material. Eventually I started getting requests to sing her songs again and the reactions were just so wonderful that I decided the time was right to put together a proper tribute show to celebrate her genius and to keep her music alive.”

She added: “The show includes a number of her well-known songs including the classic Ballad of Barry & Freda (Let’s Do It) which is the grand finale of the show. It has to be the final song because it’s absolutely exhausting and there’s no way I could follow it with anything else!”

Hannah Brackenbury. Photo by Peter Williams
Hannah Brackenbury. Photo by Peter Williams

Audiences are saying:

♦♦♦♦♦ Sharp, on point, fabulous entertainment and a moving tribute to Victoria Wood. A thrilling and gripping show that touches the soul. Victoria would be honoured and proud.

♦♦♦♦♦ A lovely tribute to Victoria Wood. Good choice of songs, beautifully sung, and Hannah’s own material is funny and poignant too. An amusing, clever and moving show.

♦♦♦♦♦ A natural, unassuming and incredibly talented performer. Hannah channels the great Victoria Wood and impresses with her own material too.

♦♦♦♦♦ A fantastically brilliant, beautifully crafted show. A very respectful tribute and celebration of Victoria Wood’s work. Hannah Brackenbury is packed with talent and this is the perfect showcase for her to show it all off.

Tickets are now on sale for the extra date scheduled for Thursday 24th May 24 at The Warren at 9.45pm.

Other dates are:

June 1 – 1.30pm
June 2 – 1.30pm
June 3 – 1.30pm

To book online, click here:

Or telephone: 01273 987 516

PREVIEW: BodyMap @Brighton Spiegeltent: Bosco

Is the road to self discovery still on the map?

THIS is what happens when an original 80’s punk makes it through the vortex into 2018. More Anarchy, Bingles and Chaos than you could poke a selfie stick at.

Every ‘body’ has untold stories and BodyMap plays host to a curated navigation across the body of Australia’s most celebrated Queer performance artist, 90’S Club-kid ‘it girl’ and freak flag flyer Glitta Supernova.

Direct from Sydney, Australia, the worlds original sex clown Glitta Supernova shares her Hyper gendered, Hyper sexual & hyper realism in a celebration of the sacred profane in all its spiritual, sexual and personal glory.

A total 6 nominations and 3 awards including winner Best in Fringe 2017, Best Cabaret 2017 and Most Outstanding Performer. Tap into the tail end of the massive 12 month sell out tour across Australia and New Zealand with the BodyMap bordello bus body slamming into Brighton Fringe for a UK first for 2 nights only.

Sharp cuts, suspenseful truths and satirical tales that explore the corporatisation of our bodies. The rules, roles and collective unease some of us have about the new world order. Navigating who we are has never been tougher, access is blocked with the promise of beauty and perfection. The personal highway to our soul is in multilane gridlock, diversions from the self at every exit.

Psychedelic, Satirical, Personal and Political storytelling that’s packed to the rafters with puns, punches and possibilities. BodyMap is deep dive across the consumer bordered planet and into our inner being, highlighting our capacity to transform despite the odds.

As one of Australia’s key under culture shakers and creator of Australia’s 1st Burlesque Club, Gurlesque ‘Lezzo Strip Club’ (1998- 2010) Glitta’s working class Dutch roots and a consistent anti-establishment message set the tone for a show that’s wanting to reach in and shake your soul memory up.

♦♦♦♦♦ An audacious, hilarious and sharply political show. Don’t miss it!…..Theatreview

♦♦♦♦♦ A defiant and successful “fuck you” to the corporations and media outlets that tell us what we should and should not look like….. The Melbourne Critique

♦♦♦♦♦ Magnificent… truly one of the most original, thought-provoking, amazing shows I’ve seen….. WeekendNotes


Event: BodyMap

Where: Brighton Spiegeltent: Bosco, Old Steine Gardens, Brighton, BN1 1GY

When:  Friday, June 1 and Saturday June 2

Time:   7:45pm

Cost: Tickets £8 – £10

To book tickets online, click here:

Fringe REVIEW: Mark Bittlestone: Pity Laughs @The Warren

 

THIS is a show about being an orphan and being gay with the ratio of material about being parentless to jokes about anal sex being roughly 1:9. It has some great gags, and Mark Bittlestone certainly has a winning charm which gets the audience on board. But as a whole Pity Laughs perhaps lacks focus. At first it seems to be about a gay man battling his own homophobia. But as it progresses the jokes too often centre on typical stereotypes: for example there’s an extended skit about why gay men can’t play football (too busy planting honeysuckle on the pitch) which isn’t sharp enough to be taken as a critique on homophobic attitudes, and not quite funny enough to work just as the kind of joke we’re allowed to tell about ourselves.

But the parts of the show when Bittlestone hits his stride are magnificent. There’s a wonderfully rigged quiz which aims to find out if a straight member of the audience is actually gay. One of the multiple-choice answers contains a finely wrought bucolic fantasy involving wood nymphs and a sexually insatiable Ed Miliband. And if there’s a Fringe award for Best Joke it should probably go to Bittlestone’s heartfelt reason why he wouldn’t be able to perform his show in an orphanage.

In many respects Pity Laughs feels like what I’m sure it is: an early work from a young comic. It’s a very enjoyable hour and what it lacks in complexity it certainly makes up for in some heroically filthy punchlines. It’s clear Bittlestone is a talent to watch and I’d imagine with his next show – or possibly the one after – he could graduate to comedy’s premier league.

The show is on at The Warren on May 22 and May 24.

For more information and tickets click here.

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