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BRIGHTON FRINGE PREVIEW: The Holey Truth @ Blue Man

Following a sell out run at the Camden Fringe Festival, Jake Howie brings The Holey Truth to Brighton with zero bars held.

Jake Howie
Jake Howie

From being raised as a Scientologist in the ‘burbs of New Zealand, to the peculiar and pensive realities of sexuality, Reading Comedy Festival New Act of the Year 2015 winner, Jake Howie, is looking for his own version of the holy truth.

From an overzealous mother to meeting the foreign man of his dreams, Jake explores his search with a warm, engaging vibrancy and an irreverent flair that is drenched in naughtiness.

But what is the holy truth?

Only one thing is for sure – when searching for the truth, you come across holes.

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING:

♦   “Jake is 10 comedians in one man!”…..Sara Pascoe

♦   “This funny bone owned the audience!”…..SQWZL.com


Event: THE HOLEY TRUTH by Jake Howie

Where: Blue Man, 8 Queens Road, Brighton, East Sussex BN1 3WA

When: May 6, 27 and June 3

Time: 1.40pm

Cost: Free or by donation

To reserve a place online, click here:

40 day countdown to the Brighton Bear Weekend!

If you went down to The Camelford Arms early on Saturday morning, you would have been in for a big surprise!

Amongst the wooden tables and chairs sat M’Lady bear with her three baby bears who were shooting the front cover for the June edition of Gscene for the team at Brighton Bear Weekend.

The cover was photographed by Jack Lynn with creative direction from Peter McEachern and models, Ant Howells, Bruce McCrann, Robert Lane and Tom Bald who all brought their own magic to proceedings.

You will have to pick up the June Gscene on May 31 (online from May 24) to see the results of their work.

Graham Munday
Graham Munday

Chair of Brighton Bear Weekend, Graham Munday, said: “The team wants to thank all the models and Jack and Peter for making it a delicious fun time and special thanks to Ben Williams for getting up early and opening up The Camelford Arms for us.”

Brighton Bear Weekend runs from June 15 to 18 and opens with a Big Bear Pub Quiz at the Camelford Arms on Thursday, June 15 from 7pm. You can guarantee yourself a table all evening by eating at the Camelford before the quiz. To reserve a table, telephone: 01273 622386.

Brighton Bear Weekend events raise funds for the Rainbow Fund who through their independent grants programme make grants to local LGBT+/HIV organisations providing effective front line services to LGBT+ people in the city.

For more information about Brighton Bear Weekend, click here:

Council welcome volunteers for parks

Over a thousand people who expressed an interest in volunteering in Brighton & Hove’s parks and open spaces are being contacted by the council asking how they would like to contribute.

Last autumn the council staged its Big Parks Consultation on priorities for parks, given that it had to save £600,000 from its parks budget over four years.

Around 3,500 people responded to the survey – a record for such a consultation in the city.  Email addresses were provided by 1,100 people who said they could be contacted about volunteering in parks.

Would-be volunteers are now being emailed and invited to events over the coming months, where they can meet parks staff and find out how to get involved. Everyone is welcome.

The response will help the council’s Cityparks service put detail on its plans to create a high-quality volunteering service, to supplement, rather than replace, paid staff.

Cllr Gill Mitchell
Cllr Gill Mitchell

Cllr Gill Mitchell, chair of the environment, transport and sustainability committee, said: “We want to say thank you very much to over 1,000 people who gave us their email address indicating an interest in volunteering.  Now we’re really keen to harness that enthusiasm and find out how this goodwill can be turned into activity to improve our parks.”

Full details of volunteering in the city’s parks, click here:

Two types of events have been lined up during May, June, July and August – there are ’clean-up days’ and   ‘introduction to volunteering’ days.

♦ Introduction to volunteering:  These sessions involve meeting a park ranger for a short while, walking around a site, looking at the sort of thing volunteers can do there and elsewhere:

♦  Saturday, May 6, 11am: Waterhall – meet below the Rugby Club car park
♦  Saturday May 27, 2pm: St Ann’s Well Gardens – meet by the park well
♦  Sunday May 28, 11am: Stanmer Park – meet at the Lower Lodges park entrance
♦  Friday June 2, 11am: Ladies Mile – meet at the end of Ladies Mile Road

♦ Clean-up Days: These sessions involve meeting ranger, helping clean up and learning how to assist in keeping a local green space cleaner.  General parks volunteering opportunities can be discussed:

♦  Sunday, May 28, from 10am: Hove Park – meet adjacent to the play area
♦  Sunday, June 11, from 10am: Easthill Park – meet adjacent to the play area
♦  Saturday, July 22, from 10am: Preston Park – meet adjacent to the play area
♦  Bank holiday Monday, August 28, from 10am: Bevendean Avenue – meet at The Avenue, opposite Nisa

At each venue volunteers should look out for a Cityparks vehicle.

Anyone interested in volunteering can email: cityparks.volunteers@brighton-hove.gov.uk or click here: 

An update report on the Open Spaces Strategy will go to the Council’s environment committee on June 27.

 

Village MCC mark Mental Health Awareness Month

To mark Mental Health Awareness Month which runs till May 31, The Village Metropolitan Community Church are holding a series of events each Sunday.


On Sunday, May 7; Kate Webb who has worked in mental health for many years, bringing her considerable skills and experience to MindOut the Mental Health Service, will give a talk.

On Sunday, May 14; Spiritual lay leader and therapist, Stephen Crowther will talk about the relationship between mental health and spiritual well-being.

Rev Michael Hydes
Rev Michael Hydes

On Sunday, May 21; Following his call to the ministry, being bi-polar hasn’t held back Rev Michael Hydes, the minister at the Village Metropolitan Community Church, but has helped him create some interesting experiences on the way.

On Sunday, May 28; Perhaps better know for his acting career, Alistair Appleton is also a respected therapist who runs a thriving private practice and facilitates very popular workshops on mindfulness and meditation.

You can join the Village Metropolitan Community Church for worship on Sundays at 6pm @ The Somerset Day Centre, 62 St James Street in Kemptown, Brighton. There is parking at the rear of the centre. For more information telephone 01273 6679812 OR 07476 667353.

For more information about The Village Metropolitan Community Church, click here:

Lord Mayor of Manchester joins inaugural flight to Mykonos

Thomas Cook airlines saw their inaugural flight to one of the most popular LGBT+ holiday destinations, Mykonos take off from Manchester Airport yesterday.

The Lord Mayor of Manchester and his Consort ready for the sun in front of the aircraft at Manchester Airport

The Lord Mayor of Manchester and his Consort joined the passenger celebrations with customary cake cutting and entertainment before joining them on the flight for a weekend in Mykonos.

The Lord Mayor of Manchester, Councillor Carl Austin-Behan, said: “It is a pleasure to be here today at Manchester Airport to launch Thomas Cook Airlines’ new service to Mykonos.

“Mykonos is a great destination for sun-seekers looking for a well-deserved break and it’s great to see so many passengers here today jetting off to the Greek island.

“Engagements like this are always heart-warming and fun to do, especially seeing so many happy and smiley people going off on their holidays.”

Manchester Airport are corporate sponsors of both Manchester Pride and Northern Pride in Newcastle.

The Lord Mayor of Manchester and his Consort are joined by one of the first passengers on the inaugural flight to Mykonos, Polly Atkins

 

 

OPINION: Craig’s Thoughts

Dates for Mates: or Tweet to Meet by Craig Hanlon-Smith.

Social Media is taking a beating. Almost each week there is a television news report suggesting links between an over-reliance on social interactions through the medium of an app, and the failing mental health of our youth.

This week (at the time of writing) BBC Breakfast profiled SnapChat as the latest offender to our collective social sanity. The allegation that messaging online is now so relentless, young people in particular can neither keep up with or track the volume of incoming messages, but a non-responsive position leads to online bullying, trolling and general abuse.

In short, I messaged you, you didn’t message back – you’re dead to me and I’m going to explain precisely how you shall meet your demise. Nice.

In the grown up (gay) world, another type of social media app is taking the blame for the closure of gay bars and clubs alike. It’s no longer a necessity to trawl the dimly lit jam jar window establishments of yesteryear for friends or f***s through the means of an awkward and initially shy conversation. Dispense with the human aspect, just download the application and pick a penis, easy peasy.

The difficulty with cock choosing based on pressing an image the size of a drawing pin head, is that nine times out of ten, the penis is attached to a real person and people tend to be a little more complex and needy than an easily pleased penis.

The problem with firing an unkind unpleasantry at an online messenger on SnapChat, is that the profile is also attached to a person, and how that shady message is read, processed and understood is now in the lap of the receiver not the sender. Think before you click. In both cases.

There are certainly too many stories of young people taking their own lives following an ostracising experience online. One suicide is one too many and theories abound as to why this may be.

One such explanation is that online messages are read back to ourselves in our own voices. We have all received texts, or emails and railed at the tone of them, when in fact it is certainly ambiguous if not actually impossible to read a tone into an electronic message.

If the delivered missive is devoid of a salutation or pleasantry, it’s too often received as hostile, rude and repeated aloud in the tones of our own irritation when in reality it may simply have been knocked out in haste and without thought.

Despite the obvious cute charm of a toddler, we can all remember how cruel kids can be and I’m not convinced they’re any more horrid now than they ever were. But an overly hysterical ‘I hope you die in your toilet’ screamed across the playground is essentially forgotten by home-time. Or if not entirely, at least home is a safe haven from the bullies.

Young people, just like the grown ups, take their phones everywhere and if they host the insults and threats, they take them to bed at night too. Furthermore, young-uns are still exploring who they are and how they fit into the wider world and are at an acutely vulnerable state of their own development. To therefore read and receive threats of violence and intimidation in their own voices, and at home, can have catastrophic consequences. It’s a battle not yet won and a growing problem.

At the opposite end of the scale is a relentless addiction to ‘gay-hook-up’ apps – also affecting the mental health of members of our community. The need to receive messages of appreciation based on a catalogue of images of our body parts, is for some, taking the place of more meaningful encounters.

An online ‘woof’ or ‘grrrr’ sending the dopamine levels off up into the Ozone layer. A not untypical response to a simple ‘Hi’ a pictorial translation of ‘Hi yourself, here’s my penis’, followed by ‘Blocked – this user has chosen to ignore you’. Cocks and shocks; neither particularly developmental for the low self-esteem.

It is, however, not all doom and gloom. There’s hope out there people. If you could just put the penis selecting apps to one-side for a moment, or whilst shopping for sex try your hand at thinking about the human on the other side of the orifice opportunity.

A number of true friends of mine have emerged on to the little seats in my heart from the murky depths of social media. I resisted Facebook for years but five years ago gave in to the pull of online interactions and loaded up Twitter just to ‘see what all the fuss was about’.

In no time at all I was having regular conversations with a select few. In amongst the one-line quips with the many, lay detailed friendship establishing connections largely around the irritations of commuting, and/or an analysis of the social importance of gin or particular ABBA song lyrics (Eye-Roll).

More recently, through the medium of amusing photo stalking on instagram and shared interests established through Facebook status updates, yes, I caved – it took me ten years but let me tell you, I’ve taken to it like a butcher to a field of squealing piggies.

Whatever the social media forum though, online relationships of any type have a limited shelf life. Even the least cautious amongst us are adept at making exceedingly careful choices about which aspect of ourselves and our selectively structured immaculate lives we are projecting out into the information superhighway.

Craig Hanlon-Smith
Craig Hanlon-Smith

It’s not that our ‘favourites’ and ‘likes’ are not to be trusted, but true connections are much more about the post-tweet meets, establishing real-time relationships with names, faces and looking deeply into the windows of the soul whilst sharing your nonsense with the beautiful people at the other end of the profiles.

If these friendships are worth the effort; one, you’ll know soon enough and two, they’ll come right back at you with the same energy and enthusiasm you’re devoting to them.

Sure there are still some cock-shoppers on there who’ll drop you a private picture of their penis sooner than say good morning, but I find an eye-rolling emoji or a well placed ‘is that it?’ usually sends them packing their punch-line into somebody else’s joke-book; that’s to say they’ll block you, which is fine by me. Dates for mates? Essential maintenance for the soul. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

@craigscontinuum

FEATURE: For Whom the Bell Tolls

Craig Hanlon-Smith spends an afternoon with local artist Mackenzie Bell.

Mackenzie Bell
Mackenzie Bell

A saunter through Brighton’s magnificent Clifton Conservation Area is in many ways akin to stepping into a painting. The uninterrupted sunlight intensely throwing its reflection back into the air as it bounces off the immaculately maintained white houses. Were it not for the hotchpotch of poorly chosen vehicles scattered around its streets like misshapen beach pebbles cast ashore following a sea storm, you would be forgiven for believing you had been transported to Lyme Regis in Jane Austen’s era.

And it’s this local architectural beauty that Mackenzie Bell and I first discuss when he opens the door and beams at me with the same intensity as the sunlight. His house is beautiful and I tell him so. “Thank you,” he returns, “I’ve done an awful lot to it over the past 30 years.”

Butterflies

I try not to be lured into a welcome coma by the delicate lullaby of the water feature whispering to me through the open kitchen door. Before long we’re discussing hair (of course) and his ill-fated trip to the same Harley Street follicle specialist as Wayne Rooney. “He said to me ‘do you want the bad news first or the good news?’, I told him to give me the bad news to which he replied; ‘Well the bad news is your hair’s too thin, I can do nothing for you. The good news is, that bad news will save you £14,000’.” 

My afternoon with Mackenzie is actually to find out more about his upcoming exhibition as part of the Brighton Artists’ Open Houses, but not before he decorates the kitchen table with pastries. “You’re not one of these on a diet are you?”, and then showers me with coffee as I ignore his suggestion of wine, although I am tempted.

“The exhibition is all new work, paintings I’ve been working on for the past five years. I didn’t want to show you too much today…”, he says before hurriedly rushing into the living room only to return with an array of canvases that he lavishes across the kitchen floor as if Jackson Pollock excitedly at work in his studio. His energy and enthusiasm is as fascinating to behold as it is infectious and I feel a sense of privilege at my private viewing as he talks and walks me through each piece, its technique and textures.

“I’m inspired at the most unexpected of moments,” he adds as he teases and shifts his paintings around the floor as if planning the exhibition at this very moment. “This one came from being in a bubble bath and observing how the bubbles evolved and disappeared before me.” 

Lavender Fields
Lavender Fields

I ask if these works will be featured in the upcoming collection?

“Oh yes,” he enthuses as he points out his use of gold leaf on the more recent works, “I like to use older, almost forgotten techniques but within a contemporary more abstract piece.” Each of the works that I see is certainly arresting and it’s fascinating to see the prolific nature of piece after piece exploring the same themes but from a different angle.

Mackenzie has lived through a varied series of careers including crewing aboard transatlantic liners Queen Mary and Queen Elizabeth, managing the Zwemmer Gallery in London and working for an antique dealer in San Francisco. He has taught art across the world from Los Angeles to Sydney but most notably at St Paul’s College, Sussex. Upon retiring from teaching in 1998, he started up a landscape garden design company in his words ‘sculpting’ with plants. He now paints full-time.

“I loved teaching but I gave all my creativity away to my students and at the end of term I was so drained there was nothing left for me. I never produced my own work. I never even wanted to pick up a paintbrush let alone even look at art. It took three years after leaving teaching to feel sufficiently re-charged to start painting again.”

Shortly after leaving his teaching career behind, Mackenzie moved to Cornwall, where with his then partner, and through his love for landscape garden design, they created the Northwood Water Gardens together on the edge of Bodmin Moor. “The fun in creating Northwood was the process. We built lakes with islands and mini sculpture parks on the islands. We planted 1,500 trees and shrubs but once we were open to the public, my role became one of maintenance and hosting. Eventually we closed the gardens to the public although we intend to open again in the future for charity events.” 

RockStrata

I ask Mackenzie if his eye for landscape design makes him a nightmare guest at summer garden parties? He laughs and confesses; “I do have to bite my tongue, otherwise I’d end up rearranging everyone’s garden, furniture and paintings.” So not just their outside spaces then? “No! All of it. I get so frustrated when I see paintings hung so high in people’s houses that you have to look up at them as something to be revered. They should be in your eye-line, they’re to be appreciated not lifted up on some imagined pedestal.” 

Mackenzie lived in Cornwall for 10 years but five years ago met his new partner and returned to the house in Brighton where I’m now inhaling my second pastry of the afternoon. “Leaving [Cornwall] was sad in a way but I missed the vibrancy of Brighton’s art and gay scene.” 

Mackenzie’s early life began in South Devon, studying fine art at Exeter College of Art, before moving to London to study at Central St Martins. “And this was one of the most depressing times of my life, studying at this most prestigious establishment. I was confused and wrestling in coming to terms with my sexuality and literally moving from one bedsit to another every month,” he says as our afternoon together draws to a close and I make to leave. His eyes lock mine in such a way that not only do I believe him, I am rooted to the spot. “Homosexuality was illegal, I was not free to be myself.” And I’m genuinely moved by not only his story, but his sharing of his explosion of creative freedom in his works which are still scattered across the floor.

As I leave Mackenzie to the rest of his afternoon, I think of something he told me about his life immediately after his career in education: “You have to understand that when I started teaching at St Paul’s in Sussex, the world was a very different place. Although it was an open secret, I could easily have been fired for being gay and when I left in the late 1990s, I felt as though I’d carried this like an oak yoke heavy around my shoulders. From that point on, every new person I’ve met I’ve said to them ‘I am a gay man’. It wasn’t until then that I felt free to be my own person again.”

Artists’ Open Houses
Mackenzie Bell’s exhibition is part of the Artists’ Open Houses, open May bank holiday weekend, Saturday 27 to Monday 29, 12-6pm at Venue One on Seven Dials trail: 1 Victoria Place, Brighton, BN1 3FR.

10% of all painting sales will be donated to the Rainbow Fund.

West Pier

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• www.mackenziebellfineart.com

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