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What would Louis think?

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Lloyd Daniels

You may have seen Lloyd Daniels from the X-Factor singing at a gay club near you, but you’re likely to see a lot more of the Welsh wonder if you head down to the Marlborough Theatre next month as he’s appearing in internet dating comedy Up4aMeet….and he’s getting nekked!

“Actually, getting naked isn’t usually my thing,” says Lloyd, “but I do enjoy taking my clothes off after a few drinks. This will be my first time naked on stage. I play Scott who’s a bit of a dreamboat who gets his kit off whenever he gets the chance. What would Louis think?” Answers on a postcard please….

And is internet dating ‘his thing’? “No, not really. I like to catch someone’s eye and for them to catch mine and to see where it goes from there.” Be still my beating heart!

So what’s little Lloyd been up to since coming 5th in series six of X-Factor (his was the one with Olly Murs, Jedward, winner Joe McElddery and Danyl Johnson, who Lloyd was rumoured to have had a thing with)?

“I did the arena tour which was wonderful, and signed a record contract but they made me record songs that I didn’t overly like, telling me it would get me places. I split with them and have since recorded some stuff that I’m really pleased with. I’ve also done over 300 gigs. Oh, and I also played Prince Charming in a panto last Christmas, which was my first acting job.”

So he’s looking forward to acting in Up4aMeet? “Oh yes! I couldn’t stop laughing when I read the script. And Scott is very like me and so it’s the perfect role.”

Has he been to Brighton before? “Only to do the tour and gigs at clubs. The place seems beautiful but I’ve yet to find out what it’s all about. I’m sure you guys will help me out with that when we come down, right?” Form an orderly queue now please…..

COMPETITION: WIN A MEET-AND-GREET WITH LLOYD

How would you like to win a money-can’t-buy Up4aMeet meet-up with the cast on the night of your choice during the play’s Brighton run? Yes? Well, answer this ridic easy question:

Who was the eventual winner in the year that Lloyd entered X-Factor (have a glance above if you’re stuck)?

Then send your answer, along with your name and contact number to georgiecurl@gmail.com and keep your fingers crossed. One winner will win two tickets.

Event: Up4aMeet
Where: Marlborough Theatre, 4 Princes Street, Brighton BN2 1RD
When: July 16-20
Times: 8pm Tues-Thurs, 7pm & 9pm Fri & Sat
Tickets: £16 from www.brownpapertickets.com/event/381144

Online, no one can hear you scream!

Brighton & Hove Council website

At the risk of sounding like a Luddite I worry about the council, and indeed the government, expecting us to do more and more things online.

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Cllr Jason Kitcat

Brighton & Hove Council leader, Cllr Jason Kitcat recently spoke about the council’s new-look website, saying “It’s the next step as we radically change how people access council services,” and Iain Duncan Smith MP has stated that every benefit claim will have to be done on the web when his Universal Credit comes into play, well, soonish (ho ho). He’s already forcing claimants to use the much-derided Universal Jobmatch site to prove they have been looking for work or have their benefits sanctioned.

When I read things like that I think of my old mum, 77, who can’t even use a bloody mobile phone let alone a computer. Now, I hear you say, that’s not really fair: the younger generation have mostly grasped the net nettle and are all pretty computer savvy, aren’t they? Well, yes, but when did all this ‘kids fingers glued to keyboards’ thing start? Not very long ago in, the grand scheme of things. My son is 14 and is one of this generation. He often has to rescue his wailing mum when she can’t even work out how to turn the volume down on her PC (yes, I’m that stupid).

But putting ALL council and official things online, right NOW, with no easy way to opt out? It’s just not fair.

Belive it or not, there’s still a large number of adults (7.5 million according to the INS 2012 report) who have never used the internet at all, and guess who these people mostly are: the disabled, the old and the poor – the very people who will have the most need to claim benefits, and to contact their councils.

It’s often claimed today, mostly by idiots, that the price of a broadband connection is ‘affordable by all’. This is bullshit for a number of reasons. Firstly, ‘affordable by all’ is a stupid statement in itself, and secondly, yes, you can get the service pretty cheaply if you live in a well-connected town or city, but what happens if you live in the middle of the countryside like me? £50 per month is what happens. Yes, £50. Bit of a difference there from the £2 unlimited broadband from Tesco that was in the news last week, isn’t it.

‘Libraries!’ is the cry. ‘Get thee to a library, there to sign on, do thee internet banking, and search for ye olde job!’

Here’s why this is not an option for a lot of people:

A: This stupid, idiotic government, this smash-and-grab government, are closing the buggers down.

B: Not everyone lives near one of the last of the libraries so it costs in petrol or bus fares to get to one in the first place. If you’re old or disabled you may not be able to get to one at all.

C: What do you do if you manage to get on a library computer and there’s no one there to show you how to use it?

D: Security. Universal Jobmatch has already come in for much criticism over its lax security features. Using a public computer to do very private things (no, not that sort) is a recipe for disaster.

I reckon that councils, for the time being, won’t make you take to the net to do vital stuff. They’ll actively encourage you to use the net as, of course, it costs them less if you DIY, but they will always be a phone call away for most things.

The government, on the other hand, seem dead set on an ‘our way or the highway’ approach to accessing services on the net. I wonder if they could perchance have a hidden agenda. ‘No, never!’ I hear you cry. ‘This government? This sainted government? A hidden agenda to dissuade people from claiming benefits by making it so complicated and offputting that people just abandon even trying? Not them, oh no.” Oh no indeed.

Transport for London celebrates London Pride week

 

Transport for London

Transport for London (TfL) will raise the rainbow flag today, June 28, on its famous Tube Head Office building, 55 Broadway, above St James’ Park Tube station to mark this year’s London Pride Festival celebrations.

This will be the first time in London Underground’s 150 year history that the flag, which symbolises diversity and inclusiveness, has been flown from a TfL building and acknowledges TfL’s strong commitment to its Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender (LGBT) staff and customers as well as the London Pride Festival.

Mike Brown MVO, Managing Director London Underground and Rail, said:

“This is an excellent initiative by our LGBT Network and one that has my wholehearted support. We are proud to fly the flag for the LGBT community during Pride week and demonstrate our unwavering commitment to our staff and customers.”

TfL continues to work closely with London LGBT+ Community Pride who organise the London Pride celebrations, which take place this Saturday, June 29, to ensure the event is a success.

TfL’s volunteer Travel Ambassadors, who helped keep London moving during the London 2012 Olympic Games, will be available at the busiest stations and interchanges to ensure visitors can move around the capital and make the most of the celebrations. The Travel Ambassadors will be based at Oxford Street, Piccadilly Circus, Baker Street, Leicester Square, Charing Cross and Bond Street stations.

Michael Salter, Chair of London LGBT+ Community Pride, said:

“TfL has been hugely important to the success of Pride in London this year. It has been great to work with TfL’s LGBT Network to both stage accessible volunteer training and to incorporate the TfL Travel Ambassadors into our plans for Pride Day. The marvellous Ambassadors will be joining us for the first time this year and will help deliver a day that is safe and enjoyable. We are looking forward to building a strong relationship with TfL in the coming years as we build Pride.”

Martyn Loukes, Chair of Transport for London’s LGBT Network, said:

“We’ve been working with the organisers since January to ensure that this year’s London Pride Festival was given as much support from us as possible. As well as providing Travel Ambassadors, we have also provided training facilities for their 1,000 plus volunteering workforce, and I am looking forward to a successful Pride event.”

One hundred people including TfL staff, their partners, family and friends, will be leading the second part of the parade with an iconic open top bus and walking party.

A large number of other exciting events and concerts will be taking place across the capital this weekend, including late finishing concerts at Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park in Stratford, the O2 and Wembley and Wimbledon for the Tennis Championships.

Londoners and visitors to the capital are advised to plan their journeys this Saturday 29 and Sunday 30 June by visiting beta.tfl.gov.uk

Dead Certain: Devonshire Park Theatre: Review

Dead Certain

Dead Certain, Marcus Lloyd’s taut psychological thriller brings to a close the Devonshire’s season of Murder in the Park, and it runs until  June 29.

Michael (Philip Stewart) is an out of work actor who thinks his luck’s turned when he gets what seems to be an easy gig; to act out a new play by a first time writer in the privacy of her own home. But he soon gets more than he bargained for in Talking Scarlet’s intimate two-hander.

The evening begins straightforwardly enough with Michael visiting Elizabeth (Sabina Franklyn) who’s confined to a mobility scooter. How she became disabled we’re not yet told. Pandering to his actor’s ego, she hands him the script to run through, and while he thinks some of her requests odd he comforts himself with the thought of the £400 he’s getting for the night’s work. But soon the script seems to mirror real life in very unsettling ways and Michael begins to wonder what Elizabeth’s game is.

Early on we get an inkling that they may have met before – he was in the chorus of a West End show: she was a ballet dancer in Covent Garden. Did they meet then? Michael certainly can’t remember but the clues are laid out for both him and us. Elizabeth seems able to speak only in riddles, pleasant ones at first, but turning nastier as the piece develops.

Guns are brandished early on in the context of the play within the play, making it obvious that they’re going to be used again as Michael continues to become more unsettled and manipulated by his evening’s employer who messes with his mind to the extent that he can’t even work out whether he may have been hypnotized or drugged.

Elizabeth, at last revealing that she used to be a Stage Door Johnny, blurts “I hate the word fan. Fanatic. It makes me sound like a lunatic.” Then, not doing much to allay Michael’s fears, continues creepily,  “I prefer the word obsessed.”

We’re in Misery territory here and after a slow start, the tension is ratcheted up nicely in the latter part of the first half, leaving us on a nicely-judged bombshell just before the interval.

The second half gallops along, but loses its way a little with the pacing, acting and script not quite keeping up with the nicely set-up first half. After all the psychological drama I fully expected an ‘I see dead people’-sized twist but none was forthcoming and it all fell slightly flat.

Whether fate exists is the ultimate driver of Dead Certain. “Every accident has a cause which can be traced back,” says Elizabeth, and she’s an unforgiving soul when it comes to kismet. Whether her judgement of Michael is ultimately a moral rather than a fatalistic one is up to the audience to judge, as is whether the ending of this piece works or if it’s just too ambiguous. I’m afraid, after all the careful build up, I ultimately felt a little deflated as the lights came up.

Event: Dead Certain performed by Talking Scarlet

Where: Devonshire Park Theatre, Compton Street, Eastbourne

When: Until 29 June ( Sat mat 2.30pm, eve 7.45pm)

Price: Tickets £9-£19

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